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I want a peg. No, no, put them away,
Jack. No, no, have one of these. My

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Maude brought me back this under from
the chalk.

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They're duty -free.

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Yeah, great.

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Here, help yourself, Jack. Oh, thanks
very much, I will. Yeah, so.

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Oh, blimey, don't stint yourself, will
you? Oh, no, I won't, mate. It's off.

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Well, we've got to be going then. Yeah,
see you later then, darling. Yes.

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Oh, blimey. We're getting to smashing
tiny clippies around here lately, aren't

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we? Not off, mate. Pick the peg up. Come
on, let's get the bus out, shall we?

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Yeah. Hey, Sputner.

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What's up?

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What do you think you're doing? Now,
come on, put them bags out right away.

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Can't you read? Look, no smoking.

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Oh, that's all right, Blake. You know,
we're just going to take the bus out.

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you're not smoking on the bus either.

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And in future, anyone caught smoking by
their own duty is going to be sacked on

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the spot. Ah, God blimey, mate, we've
heard all that before.

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Oh? Just sacked that bloke who set fire
to the paint shop last week.

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Oh, God blimey, deserved it, didn't he,
you idiot?

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And he chucked his fag in a can of
thinners. Yeah.

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That was a good blaze, though, wasn't
it, Sam?

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Going like a bomb, wasn't it?

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Until he put it out.

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Very funny, yeah.

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Could have burnt the old paint shop
down, the old depot as well, couldn't

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eh? Yeah.

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And all them firefighting appliances
lying idle and all. Yeah, that was a

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there, Blake. Now, they should have all
been in working order, you know. They

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were in working order. Nobody knew how
to work them, did they? Oh.

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As a matter of fact, that's why you're
all staying late tonight. They have a

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course of instruction on firefighting.

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Oh, no.

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And all because some idiot from the
paint shop walked about on the floor

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fag stuck in his mouth all day. Yeah,
like you.

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Come on.

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Yeah,

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well, come on, then. Sign me away, Bill.

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It's quite right, you know, Stan. You do
smoke a lot.

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You can talk.

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Listen, mate, I spoke for pleasure, boy.
If it got me like it's got you, boy,

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I'd pack up tomorrow.

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Yeah, not today, though.

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Listen, son, I can pack up any time I
like. All right, I'll bet your father

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couldn't. Well, I mean, that's...

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All right?

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You're on. Done. Blackie, witness this.
If I catch him smoking, he gives me a

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fiver. Yes, and I give him the sack.

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Come on.

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This is a bus, that man, not a bloody
betting shop. Get that bus out. Oh, all

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right, all right, all right.

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What a

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fag, mate.

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Yeah, you know, you don't catch me like
that, mate. No, I'm not.

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Do you know what, Jack?

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I haven't wanted a fag all day long.

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You'll never keep it up, mate. Look at
you, gasping for one already.

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I'd soon have a jelly baby any day.

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Like I believe that, you've eaten three
pound of them since this morning.

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Go around and pay attention now.

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You all know why you've been ordered to
volunteer at the Stay Behind tonight,

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don't you? Well, I'll tell you. It shows
I can give you a course of instruction

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on what to do should a fire break out on
your bus.

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Now then, what is the very first thing
we do?

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When we discover a fire has broken out
on the bus. We all run like hell.

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Keep me going till the brigade gets
here.

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There's no laughing matter, you know. It
could be dangerous. It could be

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somebody hurt, couldn't there?

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It could be somebody unconscious.

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Would you know what to do if somebody
unconscious is on your bus? Oh, don't be

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silly, Blake. It's not likely, is it?

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On your bus, mate, there's always
somebody unconscious.

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Blooming driver.

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Howdy.

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If there's somebody unconscious, we've
got to rescue them, haven't we? And we

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this by using the fireman's lift.

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Harper, come out here a minute, will
you?

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I'm going to demonstrate on you.

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Oh, Blackie, I never knew you cared.

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And twit.

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We now go on to artificial respiration.

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Mouth -to -mouth resuscitation,
otherwise known as a kiss of life.

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Blimey, now you're talking, mate. Come
on now.

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Butler, will you stop it and pay
attention to me a minute?

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Well, I'm not giving you the kiss of
life, mate.

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In this, you lay the patient well back,
pulling the chin down, open the mouth

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wide, like that, there, pinch the
nostrils, and placing your lips over

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mouth, so.

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And you fill their lungs with air.

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Then you remove your lips. Remove your
lips. And watch the chest move. Watch

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chest move.

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Harper, Harper, remove your lips at
once, will you? Come on, come on. I was

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practising. Oh, you don't need any
practising, Jack. You're perfect

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Stop it!

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You're supposed to be watching the chest
movements there.

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Yeah, I am. They're lovely.

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Oh, all right. We'll scrub round that
one.

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The second method.

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is when you lay both people on the
floor, right? Right, OK. I'll do that

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I'll tell you what. I don't want any
information because I saw him do it.

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Butler!

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Lay on the floor.

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Come on. Hey, this is getting better all
the time.

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Oh, yeah, darling.

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Blakey, I'm going to enjoy this, mate.

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So am I.

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Pretend to be unconscious now, will you?
All right, yeah, pretend to be

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unconscious. Gladys!

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Yes, Inspector?

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You know the Sylvester Method, don't
you? Yes, sir.

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Demonstrate on Butler, will you, please?

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Well, hang on a minute. Hang on, hang
on.

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Go down. You're supposed to be
pretending to be unconscious.

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Well, blimey, by the time she is
finished with me, I won't be pretending.

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telling you.

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Now, you reserve that Gladys fold his
hand across his chest. Fold his hand

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across his chest, love. Well, she's
lying me up before she kills me.

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He then leans well forward, throwing her
whole weight upon his diaphragm, right?

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Then she throws his hands wide and leans
well back. Lean well back, lovey.

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Come on, lovey. Lean back. Lean back.

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Lean back.

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Lean well back, love.

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Come on.

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Get up out of it, butler. Don't make a
meal of it.

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You're supposed to be doing artificial
respiration, not all in wrestling, you

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know. I'll tell you what, mate.

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By the time she's finished giving you
your artificial respiration, you need

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kiss of life.

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Tang, did you give up smoking when I've
got an appetite?

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There's hardly any food left for the
rest of us. Yeah, I was so hungry last

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night I couldn't sleep a wink.

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You don't have to tell me.

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No, Stan, there's only one big point.
You'll have to take up smoking again.

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Yeah, you must be kidding me. Give Jack
a fiver, no fear.

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No. I feel healthier and I can taste all
my food properly.

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You seem to have managed to taste most
of ours, don't you, mate?

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Oh!

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You stupid great knit!

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Look where you left your knitting!

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Well, don't drop me stitches.

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Oh, now.

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That's it, right?

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I enjoyed that. Yes?

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With the jelly babies.

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Oh, dang!

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You're over, see?

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Well, but...

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She's been up with jelly babies.

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Olive! I only had a few.

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A few?

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There was nearly a pound there this
morning. You nearly scoffed a lot.

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No, I didn't. I left you all the black
one.

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Oh, shut up. Well, leave my sweets
alone, you greedy pig.

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Don't talk to your sister like that. You
know, I brought you both up. I shared

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everything. Well, she's not sharing my
sweets.

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Tan, I'm ashamed of you.

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If your poor father was alive today,
he'd turn over in his grave.

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I'm sorry, Tan.

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But I'd eat something.

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Well, take your thieving hands off of my
sweets, then.

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Do you mind not shouting at my wife? I'm
not shouting at your wife. Yes, you

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are. You're shouting at her. I'm not
shouting at you.

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Ever since you gave up smoking like a
bear with a sore hand. He certainly is.

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See that? He's jealous. He's jealous.
Because he hasn't got the strength to

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to pack up smoking himself, he doesn't
want me to pack up either. No.

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Because... You're joking, mate.

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I could pack up this very moment if I
wanted to.

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I don't see why not. You've packed up
everything else.

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Pack up, darling. You pack up.

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Love you smoke like Vesuvius, mate.

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You couldn't pack up. I bet you a Bible
you couldn't.

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Do you mean that?

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Of course I mean it.

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You wouldn't care to make that a tenner,
would you, mate?

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Yes, I would.

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Right, you're on.

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A tenner.

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And mind you, that works both ways.

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Don't worry, mate. I won't smoke again.

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By the way, sunshine, I think you'll
find some...

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Bullseyes in my raincoat pocket.

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Bullseyes? Now,

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give it to me. I can have them as well
as you. It doesn't matter.

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It doesn't matter.

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It doesn't matter.

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Now,

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hand them round nicely.

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Then we can all have one.

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Okay. One for now. Right.

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And one for later.

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It's so good playing games, eating
sweeties.

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If we're going to give up smoking, let's
do it properly.

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I suggest the first thing we do is to
throw all our fags into the fire.

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What fags?

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Come off it, mate. You've still got your
share of the juicy freeze on the

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sideboard. Come on, get them. I've got
mine here.

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Oh, down the way! All right, don't
worry, Mum. That's what he wants.

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Come along.

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After three.

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One and two.

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And three.

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I'm here. You're cheating, aren't you?

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No, Arthur, no.

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How typical of your family. How typical.

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No self -control.

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What do you mean, no self -control?
We've got to have self -control.

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What up with you?

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Oh, my goodness me, I do feel tired.

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I think I'm off to bed. Good night, all.
Good night.

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By the way, Olive, I'll take your
knitting bag up for you.

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I know how you like having a little knit
in bed. Yeah.

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That's why she married you.

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Arthur, would you like me to come up
with you?

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Oh, no.

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No. No, I'm going to wash my hair.

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Oh, yeah? Which one?

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Well, in that case, I'll keep my
knitting bag down here. Oh, no. No.

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Look, look, I'll tell you what.

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Perhaps we could have a early night.

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All right? Oh.

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Here, since I was giving up smoking, it
seems she made a new man out of him.

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Well, let's face it, love.

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Olive didn't get much joy out of the old
one.

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Blimey, don't, the fag.

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Oh, blimey, I'm going to have one.

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Oh, blimey, don't.

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Pockety, pockety.

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Must be a dog in somewhere.

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Arthur, where are you going now?

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I'm just going out to the... This is the
third time you've been in an hour.

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Is your operation troubling you?

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Will you shut up?

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Would you like to talk about it?

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There's nothing to talk about.

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You're so right.

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Blimey, where? Where?

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In the overcoat downstairs, that's it.

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Oh, oh, oh.

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I was just going... I was just going to
near you. No, no, you go first.

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I'll assist.

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After you.

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You're still up, are you?

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I suppose you couldn't sleep for want of
a fag.

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Never had a fag out of your mouth, did
you?

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Oh!

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Sir, you're right, mate. You were
cheating, weren't you? No, I wasn't.

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You owe me ten pounds, mate.

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Oh, don't be... I haven't got ten pounds
right. No, but if you go to the post

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office first thing in the morning... You
can't count that. It was only a little

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drag. Yeah.

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Well, as it turns out, it was a rather
expensive little drag, wasn't it? First

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thing in the morning, mate.

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Good night.

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Oh, goodnight.

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Oh, Arthur, at last!

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Will you shut up and pass the matches?

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What are the matches for?

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Because the light's gone out, isn't it?

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In your case, it never came on.

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I want you to take these two trainee

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clippers out with you when you go out,
right?

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Well, Blakey, I've got news for you.

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I'm not taking the bus out. Eh?

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Now, what's wrong with you now, then?
Nothing wrong with me, Blake. It's

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wrong with the bus.

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Come and have a look. Come and push on
it. Look.

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Look at it.

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Oh.

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What's happened to it?

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Well, the wheel bearings are gone,
aren't they?

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Oh, my God. I've got to get a bus out
right away. I've got a single bus left

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the old depot.

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Oh, well, in that case, me and Jack are
taking the two birds up in the canteen.

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Come on, Jack. Hang about.

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Hang about. You're taking a bus out,
mate. Well, you just said you hadn't got

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one. Yeah.

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I just remembered.

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0666 out in the yard.

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Oh. Get out of it. That old wreck, as
soon as you start it, it stops.

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No, Tony, fit for the breakers, you
have.

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You'd make a good pay -up for you then,
wouldn't you?

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Come on, take it out as soon as you
like.

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Jack, I'm going to complain. I don't
have to take that bus out, you know.

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dangerous on the road. No, no, mate, no,
no, no.

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We'll take that bus out.

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Look, Jack, look, as soon as you start
it, it stops.

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I mean, it's a stopper. Yeah, mate.

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For them two birds, it's goers.

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Get me?

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Oh, yeah.

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What you mean is that every time the bus
stops, we get started, don't we? Yeah,

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right, mate.

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It's an old bus. It's not a bad old
crop, really.

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Oh, what's that, mate? Bird time, is it?

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Nah, just blimmin' old crock. It's
overeating.

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No, we'll let her stay until she cools
down, mate.

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It's boiling up. Look at it. Yeah. Well,
that's all right. Two birds is boiling

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up and all.

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Here, how long do you reckon we got?

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About as long as it takes.

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I tell you what, you take Susie
upstairs, I'll take Frida and Zoe.

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Go on then, darling. Go on, darling.

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I don't know about the radiator, but I'm
overeated.

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Here, why don't you make your time?
Let's have a look.

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Do you know we've been here over an
hour?

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Must have cooled down by now.

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Oh, boy.

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It's done all smell good, hasn't it? In
fact, it gets a puff on.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, no. Here, come here.

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Here, stand back. Oh, yeah.

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Uh, there's another bus pulled up behind
us. It's probably back here looking for

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us. Come on, he's miles away.

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What now?

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Come on, it's him.

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What do you think you're doing?

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Look, it's not our fault, mate. It's
this old banger you put us on. It's over

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-eated. Oh, I know what you've been up
to, mate. Now, come on, you two

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clippings, get on that other bus. Come
on.

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Right. Come on.

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Right. Turn left at the top of the lane.

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I'm turning you two straight round.

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You should have been back to the deck.
That was halfway back to your barn

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Let's get going then, Jack.

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Well, come on then.

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All right, I'm going.

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Right.

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And I'm coming with you. Right, change
your destination, boys. I'll do

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you do downstairs.

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Where's Blakey? Oh, he's all right. He's
upstairs.

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Oh,

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come on, let's get him.

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Oh, no, it's no good. We'll have to
leave him.

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Here,

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I've got an idea.

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You see how much better fencing?

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just like you taught us, you know. All
right. Go on!

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Oh, sorry, sorry.

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00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:02,540
Okay, go on then. Right -o, Blake.

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Go on then. Go on, Blake. Go on, Blake.
Go on, Blake.

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Go on, Blake.

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Go on, Blake. Go on, Blake. Go on,
Blake.

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Go on, Blake.

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Go on, Blake.

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00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,460
Yes, yes, yes, I'll tell him right away,
sir.

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What's the verdict, Blackie? Have we got
the sack?

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Sack, nothing.

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Go on, tell him, Blackie.

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00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:36,820
Yes, well, like I say, he...

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The manager, in his infinite wisdom, has
ruled that the fire was started by 40

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wiring. Oh, he was going to tell him
that Stan started it with his cigarette

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head. Yeah, well, he tried to, but the
management didn't want to know. Why's

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00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:49,900
that? Well, that's because, you see, the
insurance company's paying out for a

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new bus.

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00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:53,760
Oh, that's marvellous, then, isn't it?
Well, if you think that's marvellous,

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won't expect you're going to love this.

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00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:56,820
Go on, tell him the rest of the play.

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00:22:57,020 --> 00:23:02,020
Yeah, well, the manager's ordered me to
thank the pair of you for saving my

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life.

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00:23:04,340 --> 00:23:05,820
Well, go on, then, thank us.

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00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:07,700
Thanks.

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00:23:09,460 --> 00:23:10,960
Blaggy, let's hear you properly.

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00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:14,320
I couldn't hear you then. Say it a bit
louder, will you? Go on, mate. Go on, go

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on.

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00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:16,660
Thank you very much.

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00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:20,120
Oh, blimey, that nearly killed him.

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00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:23,800
Because it did, mate, and I'll tell you
this. I know how that fire was started,

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and if I only had a witness, I'd have
you. Yeah, all right, Blaggy, but you

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00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,120
haven't got another witness, have you?
So forget all about it.

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00:23:29,390 --> 00:23:32,350
Well, Jack, I think that's the last
we'll hear about Jack smoking for a long

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time. Not quite, mate, no. Well, you bet
me a fiver that you'd give up smoking,

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and you didn't.

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00:23:38,790 --> 00:23:42,870
Yeah, well, you can whistle for that,
mate. Yeah, well, you wouldn't want me

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be his witness, would you?

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You saved my day, you have.

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marvellous, I'll get the company a new
bus and it costs me a fiver.